Fellow apartment complex resident,

                I realize that maybe you haven’t trained that pet elephant of yours to tip toe across the floor and I can excuse that. Elephants are hard to train and when they’re young they have a lot of energy. Or maybe you’re training to run a marathon in your apartment. No big deal, that means you’re healthy and I can respect that. Maybe I could even take some tips from you because I could use a run or two myself. Yet, vacuuming at five in the morning I just can’t understand. Perhaps you don’t understand that some of us really could use that sleep at five in the morning that we can’t get otherwise due to a busy schedule with work  that may require us to close and open the next day, or maybe it’s because we’re worn out from work and going to school that we need that sleep.  Hell, maybe it’s just because on a Saturday we like to sleep during normal hours. Either way I was okay when you were vacuuming during the late hours when I wasn’t sleeping, but the early hours of the morning when I am I’m not too particular about.

Thanks!

A fellow resident.